A word to the wise: mint does NOT feel nice on a sore throat. Just so you know.
mulan dont give a shit
mulan has run out of fucks to give
Mulan no curr
Mulan: “Gurl had it coming.”
Mulan: ” One less bitch, to worry about “
Mulan: “Who’s next?”
Mulan: “Look at all that dishonor”
I’M LAUGHING TO HARD AT THIS OMG
MULAN NO CURR
Mulan: Are you fucking serious Snow
Mulan: I fought in a motherfucking war
Mulan: I saved motherfucking China
Mulan: And you get taken down by a motherfucking apple
DISHONOUR ON YOU! DISHONOUR ON YOUR COW!
If one day I no longer reblog this it’s because I’m no longer in this world.
I ship Mulan and Snow White as enemies!!
Are you guys forgetting how often Snow’s daughter and Mulan fought?
She’s probably only there for Aurora’s sake.
✿ i love the matriarchy in princess mononoke so much ✿
when i was younger and picturing all the ways my life could go wrong i never imagined sitting at my computer at 3 am sobbing because two fuckign fictional idiots are taking years to get their lips on each other
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[Text] I’m exhausted, in a foul mood, and within reach of quite a few things one really ought not ingest. Want to ask me that again?
[Text] Naturally. What with your mouth, you probably provoked someone into attacking you.
[Text] Not that you would admit that to be the cause of your wounds anyway.